Hobby Lobby and Hannukah

Separately, Hobby Lobby has been in the news for challenging the Affordable Care Act’s requirement that the company provide birth control coverage to its employees.

Anti-Jew and Anti-female–spare us, Hobby Lobby.

(Concluding paragraphs of Jillian Scheinfeld’s hatchet job at Raising Kvell)

I’m sure it was purely coincidental that Hobby Lobby’s deep and abiding culture of anti-semitism was discovered only after it blasphemed against the sexual revolution.

Yair Rosenberg responds at Tablet Magazine:

There’s an old joke about a Hasidic merchant who ran a Manhattan store with a gentile partner. The shop specialized in providing trinkets for tourists, and during the holiday season, the owners would make a small fortune selling ornamental crosses for Christmas. Being somewhat uncomfortable with this merchandise, the Jew would leave this part of the business to his non-Jewish partner, who would deal with the supplier and the buyers. But one year, the gentile was out of the country before Christmas, and the Hasid realized that their inventory of crosses was depleted. So he steeled himself, dialed the supplier, and in a thick Yiddish accent nervously mumbled: “Hello sir. As you know, Christmas is coming, and it seems that we are short of crosses. Would you be able to rush us a shipment?” There was a brief pause, and then the response came from the other end of the line: “Mit Jesusluch oder ohn Jesusluch?” “With the little Jesuses, or without the little Jesuses?”

The joke is funny because we recognize the inherent absurdity of a religious Jew selling Christmas paraphernalia. And because we empathize with the discomfort of the awkward Jewish merchant who’d rather not be trafficking in Christian iconography. But based on the accusations being leveled at Hobby Lobby, a crafts store chain owned by devout Christians which doesn’t offer a Hanukkah or Passover selection, it is difficult for some Jews to similarly empathize with religious Christians who might feel the same way about Jewish merchandise.

Knowing what I know of Evangelicals like the owners of Hobby Lobby, I think it’s unlikely that they’re anti-semitic. It is much less unlikely (did I finesse that adequately?) that they don’t know that Hanukkah celebrates events before Christ’s incarnation, about which Christians should (and Orthodox Christians do) also rejoice. They don’t know those Biblical stories because their Bibles are incomplete, lacking, among other things, 1st and 2nd Maccabees.

Today’s Jewish Canon wasn’t fixed until centuries into the Christian era, and there were excisions as compared to the Septuagint — in use in Christ’s time, and seemingly used by Him and the Apostles (especially Paul). (There are longstanding Christian hypotheses about why Jews settled on the Masoretic text ultimately.)

Protestants joined the early-Christian-era Jews in adopting the Masoretic text, rejecting Christian history’s full Christian canon for their Old Testament. 1st and 2nd Maccabees are among the casualties.

And that’s how Protestant Evangelicals, famous for their putative Biblical literacy, became Biblically illiterate about some things (not to mention all the good parts of their own Bibles they haven’t underlined because they’d challenge an otherwise-tidy ideology).

You can thank Rod Dreher, by the way, for giving me fodder for today’s pedantry.

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“The remarks made in this essay do not represent scholarly research. They are intended as topical stimulations for conversation among intelligent and informed people.” (Gerhart Niemeyer)

Some succinct standing advice on recurring themes.

Sunday, 9/29/13

  1. An Orthodoxen at WYD
  2. Infallibility (and another useless doctrine)
  3. Putin the cultural conservative
  4. Corruptio optimimi pessima
  5. Admiring “Jesus,” albeit an imaginary one
  6. A Protestant Pope?
  7. First (and last) Miley Cyrus thought
  8. Pope Francis and Right-Wing Catholics

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Sunday Thoughts 8/18/13

I don’t know that I’ve ever repeated a blog before, but I stumbled across this Saturday evening, and it still expresses what I think.

I’m writing for Evangelicals, so don’t be shocked if you “don’t get it” coming from somewhere other than Evangelicalism.

  1. I am a former Evangelical. I was on the conservative end of 1950s and 1960s Evangelicalism, which by today’s standards would be “Fundamentalist.”
  2. What I was taught at home and in the Evangelical Covenant Church of my childhood didn’t match what I was taught in a Wheaton-affiliated Evangelical boarding school in my adolescence; which didn’t match what I was taught at Wheaton College for 40 semester hours; which didn’t match what I was taught at John Brown University; which didn’t match what I was taught in IVCF and through InterVarsity Press when I went to Bradley University; which didn’t match what Campus Crusade was teaching when I dabbled over there; etc.
  3. Everyone claimed that their version was simply Biblical.
  4. Have you noticed, by the way, that all the Hal Lindsey/Late Great Planet Earth crap, very mainstream Evangelical, has proven to be false prophecy? The same fate awaits “Left Behind.”
  5. Seeing Evangelical disagreements (and extra-Biblical taboos and shibboleths) lowered my enthusiasm, but I knew nothing better than Evangelicalism and toughed it out.
  6. Through diligent reading, I stumbled onto Calvinism, which was better and brought back much of my enthusiasm. I then considered myself maybe sorta kinda a fringe Evangelical.
  7. Through dumb luck, I later stumbled onto Eastern Orthodoxy, where I’ve been for 14 years [now 16+] and [where] I expect to die.
  8. Orthodoxy is the continuation of 1st millenium Christianity; it never adopted indulgences or the other stuff that led to the Protestant Reformation. Darn shame (and long story how) y’all didn’t come back to Orthodoxy then instead of starting new “churches.”
  9. I’m not alone in journeying to Orthodoxy.
  10. You’re a little old to become Orthodox because all the cool kids are doing it, aren’t you?
  11. You’re not too old to be uneasy with the contradictions and inherent foibles of Evangelicalism, and to go to a better, saner place, are you?
  12. You really don’t need the Sisiphean task of fighting Evangelical entropy, do you?
  13. If Evangelicalism isn’t based solely on the Bible, its boast and claim to fame (and disagreements among Evangelicals pretty well proves that it’s not), what is left of Evangelicalism?
    • What good is it?
    • How, if you know that returning to historic Christianity is an option, dare you not investigate in depth?
  14. If you are a disenthralled Evangelical, who is still is drawn to Jesus, you really need to look into Orthodoxy.
    • You may say “Wow! This is it!”
    • Likelier, you’ll say “Wow! This is kinda beautiful, but really strange.”
    • If you say the latter, it’s only because you’ve been in historically strange worship for too long. (I believe that if some Christian were teleported from the first millenium to your Evangelical Church at 11 am Sunday, he would not know it was a Church. Nothing he expected from Church would be there.)
  15. If you’re still enthralled with Evangelicalism, God bless and have mercy on us both.

Suggestion: Put on your Sunday best, get out the Yellow Pages, and look for “Churches – Orthodox.” Do it today.

Forgive me for any offense I’ve given by my many snarky comments about Evangelicalism. I’m trying to find the magic words that will disenthrall a reader or two, so they can discover what I’ve discovered.

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“The remarks made in this essay do not represent scholarly research. They are intended as topical stimulations for conversation among intelligent and informed people.” (Gerhart Niemeyer)

Some succinct standing advice on recurring themes.

Orthomockery

Did you hear the one about the two gay Hoosiers (one of them, Rev. Daniel C. Kostakis, an “Open Episcopal” clergyman) who went to Manhattan and had a liberal gay Lutheran pastor conductor sham Greek Orthodox wedding? A swell time was had by all.

This, of course, is the kind of precious content that makes the Huffington Post the great newspaper it is not. Continue reading “Orthomockery” →