MED Christianity

Last year, I read Timothy Ferris’ new book, The Four-Hour Body. He’s a fan of the idea of the minimum effective dose (MED): “the smallest dose that will produce a desired outcome.” He applies it to things like time in the gym, surprising the reader with phenomenal muscle gains and fat loss with just 2 30-minute workouts per week. “Why waste your time on anything beyond what it takes to produce the desired result?,” is the unsurprising question/message from the author of The Four Hour Work Week. Continue reading “MED Christianity”

True Religion, False Religion

Wow! Father Andrew Stephen Damick sure knows stumbled onto how to drive up blog traffic!

The Contemporary Christian Music equivalency tables probably say “If you like Eminem, you might like  .” Said Bethke perpetrated a YouTube rap/rant titled “Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus.” It seems that 12,000,000 people have consented to watching it. De gustibus non est disputandum.

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Insouciant Radicals

I have mentioned fairly recently the work of Evangelical Daniel Clendenin in understanding Orthodoxy and explaining it to his fellow Evangelicals. I discovered Sunday afternoon that I actually had retained a copy of  (and a link to) his “Why I’m Not Orthodox” article in Christianity Today, and that I had inaccurately recalled the exact words of his conclusion on why he remains Evangelical. Continue reading “Insouciant Radicals”

Do not trust the press on religious topics

The Pope thinks the family is based on the marriage of a man and a woman. He is against divorce. He is against intentional marital infertility. He is against adultery.

I don’t have links, but could probably find proof that he is against polygamy and deliberately having children out of wedlock as a sort of lifestyle choice. All in all, not a fun guy by today’s insane standards.

So there’s the setup.

Now: suppose he give a speech touching on civil unrest, economic problems, religious freedom and family. And suppose that in that speech, he says this:

Blessed John Paul II stated that “the path of peace is at the same time the path of the young”, inasmuch as young people embody “the youth of the nations and societies, the youth of every family and of all humanity”. Young people thus impel us to take seriously their demand for truth, justice and peace. For this reason, I chose them as the subject of my annual World Day of Peace Message, entitled Educating Young People in Justice and Peace. Education is a crucial theme for every generation, for it determines the healthy development of each person and the future of all society. It thus represents a task of primary importance in this difficult and demanding time. In addition to a clear goal, that of leading young people to a full knowledge of reality and thus of truth, education needs settings. Among these, pride of place goes to the family, based on the marriage of a man and a woman. This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every society. Consequently, policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself. The family unit is fundamental for the educational process and for the development both of individuals and States; hence there is a need for policies which promote the family and aid social cohesion and dialogue. It is in the family that we become open to the world and to life and, as I pointed out during my visit to Croatia, “openness to life is a sign of openness to the future”. In this context of openness to life, I note with satisfaction the recent sentence of the Court of Justice of the European Union forbidding patenting processes relative to human embryonic stem cells, as well as the resolution of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe condemning prenatal selection on the basis of sex.

(Emphasis added, but read the whole thing as carefully as you like.)

How does Reuters report it?

Gay marriage a threat to humanity’s future: Pope.

Indeed, “some of his strongest comments against gay marriage.”

Do not trust the press on religious topics.

(Huge HT to GetReligion.com)

“Most miserable” or “Christian Atheism”?

[N.B.: I inadvertently let a draft of this slip out briefly yesterday, and if you subscribe by RSS feeder, you may have seen it in all its flailing non-sequiturness. I apologize.]

I’ve blogged before, more times than I’ll take the trouble to count, how I had trouble believing the interpretive scheme of Bible eschatology I was taught from roughly age 14 until my repudiation of it in my late 20s. I believe I was quite right to doubt it and, from the three alternatives I knew, right again in the alternative I chose.

I guess I was a weird kid. Other scriptures – ones that nobody was obsessing about like they obsessed over Daniel 7 or Revelation 20 – attracted me.

Ephesians 4: 17-19 was one, and I love it still:

That Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith; that you, being rooted and grounded in love, may be able to comprehend with all the saints what is the width and length and depth and height — to know the love of Christ which passes knowledge; that you may be filled with all the fullness of God.

Sigh! I was in an Evangelical boarding school (whence the goofy eschatology) and the pious kids cited scripture in yearbook signatures. I cited that one again and again one year. Little did I know that I was asking for the deification of my classmates – a doctrine we all would have rejected (even as I was powerfully drawn to a scripture that teaches it and even though “sanctification” was officially in our soteriology).

Another attractor (which also was a puzzler) was Hebrews 5:12 – 6:2:

For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat. For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe. But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God, Of the doctrine of baptisms, and of laying on of hands, and of resurrection of the dead, and of eternal judgment.

What the author describes as “milk” and “foundation” seemed to me like meaty and lofty graduate level stuff. And if you limit yourself to the Bible and Evangelical commentaries, I suspect it will seem the same to you. It doesn’t seem as puzzling to me any more. For one thing, what you build on that foundation is a life, not more doctrine.

But there was at least one passage the conclusion of which I thought was just plain wrong, or culture-bound, or something:

Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you that there is no resurrection of the dead? But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen: And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not. For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised: And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins. Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished. If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.

I Corinthians 15:12-19 (emphasis added).

I had no problem with the stuff about the resurrection, though an epiphany made the resurrection more real to me a few years later. But as for being “most miserable,” although I don’t recall having heard of Pascal’s Wager, I would have endorsed it emphatically — as I think many of my classmates would have.

I’d have said, and believe I did say in substance, “Despite all that, if in this life only we American Evangelical elite kids have ‘hope in Christ,’ we’re still having a really good time.” Even in public school, there was a Protestant hegemony, a civil religion with which we were all-too-comfortable. Christianity was just the Hap-Hap-Happiest Life in the World. And if we had immortal souls, what did the body have to do with it, and why did it need to be resurrected anyway?

For some reason, I started thinking about that again lately. I now agree much more with Paul, but then (a) I’ve gone through two pretty big religious changes since high school and (b) I’m an old coot now. But still, I started wondering why I used to think (although one would never had said such a thing aloud) that Paul was wrong, and why I don’t think so any more.

Well, for one thing, Christianity was in no way a status-enhancing choice in Paul’s day. Getting killed was a real risk. It just wasn’t all that uncommon for one to have a choice of denying the faith or suffering some manner of gruesome execution. And if you lived, you fasted regularly (food and sex), prayed seven times and day, were cast out of the synagogue (the worship in which became the foundation of Christian liturgy) and, in the earliest days at least, entered voluntarily into poverty.

Yup, it was pretty miserable unless you got heaven as a reward. And the body? Well, it was so much a part of who we are that The Word became flesh to redeem it.

By my high school days, Evangelicalism had much improved the faith. We’d given up silly stuff like fasting (“bodily exercise profiteth little” and “traditions of men” were our mantras). We were developing a parallel “Christian” commercial culture. We had some nationally-known preachers, including Billy Graham who hung out with Presidents, and touring Gospel Choirs for those who loved limelight.

Thus we had done unconsciously and in reality what Constantine had done mostly in our Romophobic dreams: made Christianity respectable and remunerative, and thus attracted a lot of lukewarm and even outright hypocrites (I could name some names).

Today, we’ve kicked it up another notch and another 5 decibels: Megachurches, with rock-star pastors; niche marketing of worship styles; Christian TV Networks; seven-figure salaries for “Ministry;” Jim and Tammy Fae; Stryper and the rest of CCM; Praise Bands; Phil DriscollChristian Yellow Pages; and abandonment of doctrine (unless it’s “God wants you to be rich”) as divisive.

Poor Paul. If only he had known then what we know now. You can have it all. It’s like a whole ‘nuther religion. There’s even a Wikipedia entry for “Christian Atheism” now.

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If you’re one of the weird kids, and you want to be the kind of Christian, like poor Paul, for whom little matters like the Resurrection really matter, I know it’s hard to find a Church that hasn’t abandoned doctrine, asceticism, silence and prayer. If you try to take  doctrine, asceticism, silence and prayer to your own Church, you’re apt to encounter dogs in the manger, yapping “traditions of men!,” “legalism!,” or some such.

You could try, in good consumerist fashion, to start your own quiet, fasting, prayerful Church. You could call it something like “emergent.”

But the Church has been here all along, though it has tended to be off-puttingly ethnic. That’s changing. We’re trying to get the word out. We just don’t know how to make some quiet good news audible over the clamor of the yapping dogs, cash registers and Praise Bands. (Does boldface help?)

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… and nobody came?

What if they gave a Church service and nobody came?

To 10% of Protestant Churches, the answer is “preemptively cancel if you think that will happen.” That’s what’s happening this Sunday, as Christmas inconveniently falls on Sunday: Sunday yields to the commercial bacchanalia (“cherished domestic traditions” if you prefer sentimentalist delusion).

This is related to the tension between two Christmas calendars, the shopping mall calendar and the ecclesiastic calendar. The former officially starts on “Black Friday,” but may be creeping backward, the latter on December 25 (anticipated by Advent in the West, the Nativity Fast in the East).

… Washington Post scribe Hank Stuever, author of that snarky but fine book called “Tinsel: A Search for America’s Christmas Present[]” … told me that, while he was researching that book, he decided that big event is the day that the National Retail Federation releases it’s first official forecast of precisely how many billions of dollars Americans will be spend during any particular Holiday marketing season. Once that press release hits reporters’ email in-boxes, he said, “there’s no stopping it. Here comes Christmas, whether you’re ready or not.”

And what about the other Christmas, the supposedly religious one?

The problem on the religion side of this equation these days is that the overwhelming majority of American churches — especially the so-called megachurches of evangelicalism — are essentially doing Christmas according to the shopping-mall calendar, not the calendar of the church year.

Stuever thinks that’s the truth, and so does the dean of the School of Theology at the very, very conservative Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky. Pause and roll that duo over in your mind for a moment.

Moore told me:

Many evangelicals fear the “cold formalism” that they associate with churches that follow the liturgical calendar and the end result, he said, is “no sense of what happens when in the Christian year, at all.” Thus, instead of celebrating ancient feasts such as Epiphany, Pentecost and the Transfiguration, far too many American church calendars are limited to Christmas and Easter, along with cultural festivities such as Mother’s Day, the Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving and the Super Bowl.

(Terry Mattingly, emphasis added.) If the shopping mall calendar says that the morning of December 25 is for gift giving and cookies, well how dare the Bride of Christ a mere church say otherwise?

I guess canceling church makes perfect sense once Church becomes theater. No audience, no show, right?

But what if Church isn’t theater? What if it’s Liturgy and Eucharist? What if there’s always a great cloud of witnesses waiting for us to join them? I reflected on this early in the life of this blog, and it seems like a good time to reprise it.

Merry Christmas. Hope your Church is open. If not, mine is.

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The Fool, Revisited

The Psalmist wrote that “the fool hath said in his heart ‘There is no god.'”

Having taking the occasion of his death to review some of his work, I can’t rule out the possibility that Christopher Hitchens – a supremely articulate man with wide, wide learning – nevertheless made himself a fool by “God is Not Great.” But such a judgment can wait for another day. As someone else noted, Hitchens regularly violated the maxim de mortuis nil nisi bonum, but I needn’t follow suit.

Instead, I note that Hitchens’ writing sometimes feels like deliberate provocation, an attempt to set off lively conversation by very stylishly tossing a stink bomb into a gaggle of received pieties. He called Mother Theresa, for example, “a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud,” and speculated that she “was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty.”

So allowing, as I think one must, that this eloquent man was irascible and deliberately provocative, let’s revisit the Psalmist.

In a culture in which God’s most visible spokesmen have been folks like Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, Jim Bakker and Ted Haggard – and I would add the cadaverous marketer of heretical prophetic schemes, Tim LaHaye – might it actually be to Hitchens’ credit that he viscerally attacked the divine Principal who allegedly appointed such humbugs as Agents? His many Christian friends tell of how delighted he was to discuss religion with a true believer, but he rejected humbuggery.

I received my early Christian formation from folks for whom it would have been unthinkable that a conscious and vocal unbeliever might be “saved.” Believing generically in God was insufficient for salvation, but necessary.

But one regularly hears, especially post-9/11, that the Muslims don’t worship the same god Christians worship. (One also hears from different quarters that they decidedly do, and that only a trouble-maker would deny it.)

But if you’re going down the “not the same God” road, I think you must go further and ask whether Orthodox Christians worship the God Jonathan Edwards famously and luridly preached about. The God I know is not angry. The name “Jesus” doesn’t magically put us all on the same page. Mormons and Muslims speak well of him as well, after all. Nor does invoking “Trinity” do the trick; modalists believe in a sort of Trinity, too.

I just can’t paper over some pretty serious Christian differences with a bit of bonhomie.

So it seems relevant to ask the unbeliever to “Tell me about the god you don’t believe in; maybe I don’t believe in that one, either.” If they disbelieve in the God of Jonathan Edwards, Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, Jim Bakker and Ted Haggard (assuming that they all believe in the same god), we may not be that far apart.

What I’ve been building up to is that I strongly suspect that there are some spiritually adept people who disavow Christianity because the only versions they know are actually pretty odious (I doubt that well-read Christopher Hitchens was one of them), and I’m barely tempted, and only on bad days, to judge them for it.

I strongly suspect that others disavow Christianity, and perhaps deny God, because they do not want to subordinate their wills and passions to anyone or anything. Others pay lip service without ever taking up any cross. It’s Matthew 21:28–32 all over.

All fools are not equal. And so some devout people are praying these days for the soul of Christopher Hitchens. God is gracious and loves mankind, and it may be, whether through a last minute “thief on the cross” moment or simply because God knows his heart better than he did, that Hitchens is “in” while some big-time Pharisees will in due course find themselves, along with their eternal security, “out.”

And no, I’m not thinking that risk doesn’t face me.

Morals Mashup

I’ve been reading and enjoying Catholic blogger Mark Shea a great deal over the last month or two since discovering him (whereas, before, I merely had heard of him vaguely).

One of his recurring themes recently has been voting as a moral act. He has declared his unwillingness to support or vote for “grave intrinsic evils,” and has thus ruled out voting for most of the Republican field because they support the grave intrinsic evil of torture. He even wrote a column with a title along the lines of “Why I will no more vote for Gingrich than Obama” (Obama, of course, being a support of the grave intrinsic evil of abortion as well as claiming the right to have Americans gunned down without trial if he thinks they’re terrorists – and who knows what else).

Meanwhile, over at The Public Discourse, Matthew O’Brien argues that natural law moral arguments without resort to mention of God are unconvincing:

If you are going to make a moral argument, whether in the seminar room or in the public square, people today expect you to avoid invoking God. Atheists and theists alike share this expectation, with atheists eager to show that their moral knowledge and action are uncompromised by disbelief in God’s existence, and theists eager to establish the rational credentials of their moral convictions and protect themselves against charges of fideism. This expectation is unwarranted, however, because God’s existence is directly relevant to moral knowledge and action: If appeals to God get ruled out, either by disbelief in His existence or reluctance to rely upon it, then it isn’t possible to demonstrate that there are moral absolutes.

A moral absolute is an exceptionless norm against choosing a certain type of action that is intrinsically bad. Recognizing a moral absolute therefore involves two stages of evaluation: first, seeing that some act, such as killing an innocent person, is intrinsically evil, and second, seeing that one ought never to do evil. My contention is that a demonstration of this second stage of evaluation will need to appeal to God’s legislation against doing evil that good may come. This appeal of course assumes that God exists and that He legislates the moral law. Without this appeal, it remains logically possible for someone to think that there are intrinsically evil acts, and to think that virtuous people will habitually refuse to consider committing such acts, while yet refusing to infer that such acts must be avoided in every situation whatsoever.

[I]ntuitionism is as far as I think non-theological ethics can go. Receiving the correct upbringing will get you to see that certain acts are intrinsically bad, and you ought never to choose them; but in order to go further and demonstrate why this is true, you need to be able to appeal to God’s legislation of the moral law, which is what proves the reasonableness of forbearing from evil in the extreme tight-corner situation ….

I find O’Brien’s argument uncongenial as does Robert T. Miller, again at The Public Discourse:

The difference here is not merely one of temperament or rhetorical strategy or intellectual sophistication; it goes much deeper, even to the very foundations of morality. For some people—including many Protestant Christians under the influence of Martin Luther—believe in what might be called a divine command theory of morality. On this theory, it is not that some actions are right and others are wrong, with God commanding us to do the right ones and avoid the wrong ones, but that right actions are right precisely because God has commanded them and wrong actions are wrong precisely because God has forbidden them. God’s commanding or forbidding makes actions right or wrong. On a theory like this, it is obviously impossible to argue that a particular action is wrong without invoking the divine command, for there is nothing else to which to appeal. No wonder, then, that people who accept a divine command theory are quick to invoke God and His commands in moral argument.

That said, I think O’Brien is on to something important here. For, in our fallen state, when we are faced with an action that, although absolutely prohibited, has consequences that seem to us to be on balance very good, we are sorely tempted to ignore the absolute prohibition or to rationalize some exception to it and proceed with the action …

Mark Shea seems to side with O’Brien in this dust-up among kindred spirits, and to do so in the starkest terms:

It is not “perfectionism” to demand that we not be asked to support grave evil.  It is absolute bare minimum human decency.  I’m not looking to elect St. Francis of Assisi.  I’m looking to not be asked to put my soul at risk for everlasting damnation.  No matter how it’s spun, I do not believe I should take my puny penny of choice and give to the service of grave evil that Mother Church warns is worthy of the fires of hell.  And frankly, if everyone thought the way I do, we would not be stuck with the utterly dreadful political class we have because we would not stand for being manipulated into a perpetual choice between two parties who try to force us to support their preferred grave evil ….

Oh, my! “Fires of hell!” This has, I think, “divine command” written all over it (although I can map a convoluted course whereby it does not imply divine command theory).

Back to Robert T. Miller:

But divine command theory is in many ways unlovely. Suppose God had commanded us to slaughter our firstborn sons and feast on their roasted flesh marinated au jus; would this be morally permissible? On pain of inconsistency, the divine command theorist must say that it would be not only permissible but obligatory. If his good sense takes over and he says that God could not or would not command such a thing, then there must be some reason for this, and that reason almost certainly is a reason why such actions are morally wrong. But if there are reasons independent of the divine command why certain actions are morally wrong, then divine command theory collapses. Thus, philosophers going back to Plato in the Euthyphro have generally rejected divine command theory.

My every instinct cries out against the divine command theory in Shea’s stark terms. I don’t expect to be able to cut the Gordian knot, nor do I feel confident that Miller’s word will be the last on the topic at Public Discourse. But let me offer that “God will punish you with hellfire if you don’t do as he says” strikes me only a prudent reason to do what God says; I don’t see how what He commands is more moral because He commanded it than if He had not.

But the idea that morality can exist independent of God, or that there’s a reason why “God could not or would not command such a thing,” struck me when I was a Calvinist as a claim that there was something or someone higher even than God.vI no longer think that, but I can’t say exactly why. Perhaps it’s just that I’ve grown more tolerant of ambiguity, and less fixated on the need to “demonstrate that there are moral absolutes.”

I write mostly to note, and to publicize at least a bit more widely, that fideism and the divine command theory of morality are not the undisputed view of all Christians, your Tipsy scribe being one of many dissenters.

And I also note that – perhaps because the “Christianity” we have rejected in our post-Christian American world is a kind that did imply the divine command theory –  that O’Brien is indeed “onto something important” about how we’re functioning these days. As belief in God fades, with no concurrent rise in serious philosophy, moral behavior may indeed slip among those who were divine command theorists until they lost the divine.

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Tofu Tidbits* 12/10/11

  1. Medical toking.
  2. Humorless, grim Soviet conservatism.
  3. I’m insular; how about you?
  4. Fashion forecast: stasis.
  5. Humanists find a god.
  6. Progressivism in 4 points.
  7. Polar political points.
  8. The heart led the head.

* Temporarily renamed in honor of the Nativity Fast, about which Mystagogy has some more information.

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