Pumpkin Pecan custard: Rapturously good.

Relying on the end of the world, as predicted yet again by Harold Camping, I enjoyed some Culver’s Flavor of the Day, Pumpkin Pecan.

Thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Or gone to heaven without dying. Why count calories if it’s the end anyway?

If you’re reading this, I guess I did a bad thing. Me? I’ll check in the morning – after watching Bruce Cockburn sing Last Night of the World and maybe having a little Champaign with my first wife.

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What does The Church have to say about this?

Most Christians do not believe in the Rapture. (After all, it’s less than 200 years old as a doctrine.) They do believe in the Resurrection of the Dead, which is when Jesus will come back, raise all the dead, and then everything will all be over.

In short, though: Don’t worry. Stop sinning. Repent. Love God. Eat and drink His flesh and blood. He’ll come back when He’s ready, and you won’t have it marked on your calendar.
(If you’re looking for a serious refutation of the Rapture from an Orthodox Christian point of view, read here and here …)

(Fr. Andrew Stephen Damick)

… from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead; whose Kingdom shall have no end …

(Nicene Creed)

About readerjohn

I am a retired lawyer and an Orthodox Christian, living in a collapsing civilization, the modern West. There are things I'll miss when it's gone. There are others I won't. That it is collapsing is partly due to calculated subversion, summarized by the moniker "deathworks." This blog is now dedicated to exposing and warring against those deathwork - without ceasing to spread a little light.
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